[DEER] deerlyBeloved

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deerlyBeloved: mickeybottoms Minimum requirements: • Redhead • Batshit crazy • Packing 9 inches All others need not apply.

( mikhailo milkovich | 19 | M | gay )

Comments

un:hawkinskottie

[acidwashjeans]

you keep a measuring tape by your bed or what?

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yeah and right at 8.5 theres a tag that says "you are too small for this ride"

[acidwashjeans]

huh

are you setting the standard or are you just picky

[ steve's betting you're too small for your own ride ]

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none of your goddamn business, fuck you very much
if we're not fucking you dont need to know about my junk

[ steve is right, mickey is just a size queen. ]

[acidwashjeans]

i already know you're under nine inches

[ he's checked with billy and billy would still bone him whatever size steve was, so he's feeling good about himself right now ]

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what are you, the cock psychic?

look, i dont have to be big dick swingin to have preferences ok
not like i put this shit up and asked for commentary myself

[ thanks, deerington, he hates this ]

[acidwashjeans]

hey, i'll swap yours with mine anyday

[ because his deerlybeloved is a mess too, micky. you're not alone in this



also yes, steve is the cock psychic this is a great title he is claiming it for himself ]

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[ hold on, he has to go check this, because he'd like to feel less singled out in this outing our sex life info to the world thing. ]

the fuck is the kinsey scale?
and ps keep your homophobe shit to yourself

[acidwashjeans]

chill out dude
the kinsey thing means i'm into chicks and guys okay
it just took a while to figure it out

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thats a thing you can do?
get assigned a queer score?
how gay is 2, do you want lower or higher with this

[ he is the least lgbt educated gay boy in america ]